thiliaarchive | FIC: Brother, Lover, Whatever [02/??]

Author:

thilia
Title: Brother, Lover, Whatever
Pairing: Tom/Bill (main), Bill/HP boys, Tom/HP girls
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: AU - Hogwarts, WIP, slutty Kaulitz twins ;)
Word Count: ~2,500, so far
Notes: For

lilliephoenix who gave me the prompt :) This is a "parallel" fic to The Not-So Secret Diary Of..., and is set after the 6th chapter of 'Diary' :) The title comes from the tagline of

jamesalbus, which I've always loved, and it seems so fitting for this fic :D So... anyway! Hope you enjoy!

Tom is a Gryffindor, Bill is a Slytherin. Tom is good and loyal, Bill not so much. The only thing they have in common is that they're both known as the greatest sluts to ever walk the halls of Hogwarts, and that nothing's ever been too wrong for them to try it...

Masterpost | THfiction | Chapter 1

"You know, we really should get your brother to participate in this," purred Parvati as she trailed her lips down Tom's neck while her sister did the same on the other side. Tom's arms were wrapped around the twins' waists, and he closed his eyes, grinning smugly.

He'd wanted to get the Patil twins together for a while now, and honestly wasn't surprised that he'd managed to convince them to a threesome. He was great like that. He'd had both of them on their own multiple times but they'd always seemed reluctant when he'd mentioned a threesome – until now.

The mention of Bill made his face darken a little, but as long as the girls continued kissing his neck and nibbling his ears, he had nothing to complain about. "I'm not talking to him right now," he murmured. "Besides, I want the two of you all to myself. I may share a lot with Bill but I'm not going to share my girls."

He drew back when Parvati and Padma stopped kissing him, looking from one to the other. "Also, Bill is gay. So I'm afraid he wouldn't have a lot to do here."

Padma giggled, raising a brow. "Oh really? You think we wouldn't be able to convert him?"

Tom's brows shot up – and he had to admit that she did have a point. If anyone could convert Bill – or any gay man, for that matter – it would be the Patil twins.

He leaned back against the headboard of his bed, licking his lips as he watched the twins take off each other's clothes. His eyes widened and his cock hardened instantly as he watched them kiss, their hands travelling over each other's bodies as they removed the rest of their school uniforms.

He slid his hand down between his legs, rubbing his erection through his trousers, already looking forward to the fun he was going to have with them, when the door opened and someone stormed in.

Padma squeaked and immediately reached for her shirt to cover herself up while Parvati just looked up and gave Bill a weak glare. Bill didn't seem perturbed at all by the sight of the naked twins, and leaned against the wall, eyeing the girls thoughtfully before fastening his eyes on Tom.

Tom sighed, not even bothering to take his hand off his cock – Bill would be gone in a second. "What do you want?" he asked, not even hiding his annoyance over being interrupted during a threesome.

Bill folded his arms and leaned against the wall. "To talk to you."

Tom rolled his eyes. "I'm not talking to you, Bill. You went too far this time. Besides – this is a really bad time, can't you see that?"

Bill raised a brow. "Is it? I hadn't noticed," he said sarcastically, his lips curling in a sneer. "Anyway… I'm ready to talk to you now. I'd like to have some privacy but if you're not going to send them away, I have no problem with them being here."

He walked over to the bed and sat down on it, earning another annoyed look from Tom and both of the Patil twins. For a moment, Tom hesitated, torn between the long-awaited threesome and making up with Bill – but as usual, Bill won out. No matter how much of a dick his brother had been, he still was the most important person in his life, and Tom wanted to know what Bill had to say in his defence.

"Padma, Parvati," he said with a sigh, sitting up and finally taking his hand off his aching cock. "Could you give us a moment, please? But don't leave – I'm not done with you ladies."

He wiggled his brows and gave them what he hoped was his most charming smile. Padma bit her lip while Parvati just nodded. They quickly pulled their clothes back on and left the room.

As soon as they were gone, Tom turned to Bill. "Okay, talk. You have two minutes."

Bill rolled his eyes. "Fine," he said, idly inspecting his nails. "I'm sorry."

Tom raised a brow. "Gee, that sounded sincere. I think you can do better."

Bill sighed and turned to look at him, his expression bored. But Tom could look past that and saw the need in Bill's eyes, realising that Bill had hated their time apart – even though it had only been a couple of days – just as much as he had.

"I'm sorry," Bill said again, managing to make it sound at least a little believable. "I snapped. I can't stand the thought of Georg being with a boy who isn't me, so I just acted before thinking it through. I still believe I'm right, though. That Schäfer-boy isn't good enough for Georg and Georg has to be stupid to want him rather than me, but… I regret the outcome of the whole thing. Georg probably hates me now, and that was the last thing I wanted to happen."

Tom looked at him for a long moment. "So you still don't realise that what you did was really stupid and mean?"

Bill shrugged. "I guess it was. But essentially, it was the right thing to do. I care about Georg, so I don't want him to date just anyone."

"Gustav is a good guy," Tom pointed out, even though he hadn't met the guy officially. But Georg was fighting for him and seemed to care about him more than he'd ever cared about any girl before, so there had to be something special about this mousy Hufflepuff boy.

"Maybe," Bill said, looking down. "But he isn't me."

"Ahh," Tom said, nodding. "Well, Bill, you can't have everyone. We like to pretend anyone will fall to their knees the moment we enter a room, but we're just not everyone's type, I guess."

Bill wrinkled his nose, not liking that at all. "That's just wrong. But yes. I guess. But he is the third-hottest boy here – you and me being first and second," he added, "so he should be with me."

Tom rolled his eyes – he was pretty sure he was the hottest guy at Hogwarts, not Bill, but it didn't matter now. He had two half-naked girls waiting for him, so he wanted to get this over with. "Well, you can't force him to be with you, Bill, so just… get over it. Besides, you have about twenty guys you sleep with regularly – isn't that enough?"

Bill flipped him off and rolled his eyes, rising to his feet. "Whatever, Tom. All I'm saying is that Georg would've been a great addition to my collection. But… his loss, I guess."

He folded his arms and balanced on the heels of his shoes. "Anyway, I'll leave you to your threesome. Have fun."

He gave Tom a little smirk that suggested he was proud of Tom for managing to bag both Patil twins, then left the room.

Tom sighed heavily and leaned back, a grin appearing on his face when Parvati and Padma came back into the room. "Hello ladies," he said softly, stretching on the bed, his eyes travelling over the girls' bodies.

"Now, where were we?"

***

A few days later, Bill was still not over the fact that Georg didn't want him. He'd had plenty of sex with Blaise – and Theodore – in the past week, but it still couldn't seem to lift his mood. What did give him a small feeling of satisfaction, though, was the fact that Georg and Gustav appeared to be separated at the moment. He'd seen Georg running after the Hufflepuff, handing him little notes and packages, and had barely managed to refrain from rolling his eyes and making a disgusted retching noise whenever he'd witnessed such a scene.

That day, he was just been on his way to the Great Hall for dinner when he spotted Gustav and another Hufflepuff boy in a corridor, whispering to each other. He watched them from afar, raising a brow and smirking when he saw Gustav thrusting a letter into the other boy's hand and then walking away.

He felt immensely smug and validated in his opinion about Gustav. He clearly had an affair with another boy – and Bill had been right. Gustav didn’t really love Georg at all. Of course, his diary had been full of 'I'm so in love with Georg' and 'Oh, he's so beautiful, why can't he love me?' but that didn’t change the fact that Bill now had evidence that Gustav was with another boy without Georg's knowledge.

Finally, he had proof and could convince Georg to give him a chance.

The moment Gustav was out of sight, Bill hurried after the other boy, catching him just before he reached the entry hall. He grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and pulled him into an alcove, pressing him against the wall. "Hello there," he purred. "Macmillan, right?"

The boy's eyes widened and he nodded, swallowing hard. Bill could feel his heart beating fast and smirked to himself. This was going to be so easy.

"Well… Ernie," he said, remembering the name, "you're looking pretty damn fine tonight."

He licked his lips, having no problems faking interest and lust for the other boy. He was pretty cute, actually, in an innocent Hufflepuff kind of way.

"I- I am?" Ernie stammered, his eyes widening and his cheeks flushing as he tried to act cool – and failed miserably. Hufflepuffs were so easy.

"Of course you are," Bill purred. "I've been watching you for a while, actually."

He batted his lashes, then trailed his hand down Macmillan's chest and stomach, and down to his pants. He grazed the other boy's crotch with the tips of his fingers, smiling when he responded instantly, then slid his hand into his pocket and pulled out the letter he'd watched Ernie slide in there a minute before.

"Thank you," he said when he held the envelope in his hand, slipping the letter into his own pocket. "We'll keep this between us, all right?"

He looked at him through half-lidded eyes, licking his lips and making sure to give the other boy a glimpse at his tongue piercing in the process. "I'll go down on you right now if you don't tell Schäfer what happened to this letter. Deal?"

Ernie's eyes widened comically and he nodded, his breath coming in short, little puffs. Bill smirked – blackmailing Hufflepuffs was almost too easy – and boring for a professional like him. But Macmillan was a pretty boy, so sucking him off wasn't so bad. Besides, Hufflepuffs were terribly predictable, honourable, reliable, and all that crap, so he could be sure that Ernie would never mention this to anyone.

He reached down, unbuttoned the boy's pants and got onto his knees. He looked up at him with a smile, then pinned Macmillan's hips to the wall and went to work.

Another thing Bill had come to notice about Hufflepuffs – and Ravenclaws, incidentally – was that they all seemed to be virgins. Or most of them anyway. It barely took three minutes for Ernie to come, and when he'd tucked the boy's cock back into his pants, Bill sent him on his way.

He performed a quick spell to get the taste of Macmillan's spunk out of his mouth, then pulled the letter out, opened it and began reading.

When he was done, he groaned in frustration. The letter hadn't been for Ernie Macmillan at all. Apparently, Gustav had ordered the other boy to give the letter to Georg. Great. Bill had given head for nothing in return. He hated it when that happened.

On the other hand… he had the letter now. And he certainly wasn't going to give it to Georg. So maybe this would finally separate Georg and Gustav once and for all.

Smirking, Bill burned the letter with another quick spell, then checked his appearance in his pocket mirror, and made his way to the Great Hall.

***

Dinner had been great.

At least until Georg got up, walked over to the Hufflepuff table and basically declared his love for Gustav in front of the whole school. It was pathetic and embarrassing, and Bill couldn't help glaring. His plan had failed. Georg was clearly seriously in love with Gustav, and witnessing this scene shocked Bill back to reality.

For some reason, he hadn't been able to really grasp the fact that Georg wanted Gustav. But seeing him going through such lengths to win the other boy's trust and love back finally made him realise that he didn't stand a chance. He'd lost. Against a Hufflepuff.

How embarrassing was that?

After Georg and Gustav had left the Great Hall, everyone started talking and whispering about it and Bill groaned when he realised that they would be the talk of the school for at least a week. A week during which Bill wouldn't be the centre of attention.

If that wasn't frustrating…

Even the other Slytherins were eagerly discussing the scene they'd just witnessed, so Bill got up and walked over to the Gryffindor table. He flopped down in Georg's abandoned spot and sighed heavily. "That was humiliating. Aren't you ashamed to be seen with him?" He shook his head, then changed the subject. "So, how were the twins?"

Tom raised a brow and shook his head, clearly deciding not to get into another discussion about Georg. He smirked. "It was beyond amazing. You should've stayed. Those girls are unbelievable, seriously."

Bill grinned. "They are quite pretty – as far as girls go, anyway. Nothing for me, but as long as you had your fun..."

"I did," Tom said cheerfully. "And I'm pretty sure it wasn't the last time I'll have that kind of fun."

He finished his juice and turned to Bill. "So, are you still going to bug Georg or have you finally realised that he's not interested in you?"

Bill rolled his eyes and tried to act like he didn't care – but he couldn't quite hide his disapproval at having failed to seduce Georg. "Yes. And it's embarrassing. Usually, I wouldn't stop trying my luck with a guy who's in a relationship, but since Georg is your friend and I don't want him to hate me more than he already does, I guess I'll give up. But the moment he's single again, he's mine."

Tom rolled his eyes and snorted, earning a glare from Bill. "Sorry," he said, then leaned back. "Anyway, what are you doing tonight? Any plans? Seeing Blaise?"

Bill shook his head. "Nah, he has a date. I guess I'll have to find someone else for tonight. Or spend my time with you instead." He grimaced, then had to laugh when Tom looked offended. "I'm kidding, dude. You know you're always my first choice."

Tom looked mollified and brushed one of his braids back. "Good. And, well, I was going to spend some time with Astoria Greengrass but I can totally cancel that date. It'll only make her want me more."

"Definitely," Bill laughed. "Okay, so drinks in Hogsmeade then?"

Tom nodded. "Sounds good."

***

Later that night, after running aimlessly around the castle on his own for a while, Bill took off his clothes and crawled into Tom's bed. He snuggled into his brother, humming contentedly when Tom wrapped himself around him.

Moments later, he was asleep.

Chapter 3...